It’s the last cruise for absent-minded Captain Hale. Purser has his hands full. The Love sisters are cruisin’ for a man, any man. Mix that with the kidnapping of Poopsy, Mr. & Mrs. Honeycut the 5th’s “little baby”, a mysterious women, an emotional cruise director and you have a ship that’s full of laughter.

• A comedy with two acts and two intermissions
• For six men and nine women
• Time: The Present
• Place: Somewhere on the ocean

If you wish to purchase the scripts for this play the cost is: $10.00 per character + 3 free scripts for production staff. A total of $150.00. Royalties $70.00 per performance . Send a Certified Cheque or Money Order along with your name address and e-maill address to:

Heather D. Veinotte
63 Feener’s Corner Road
West Northfield, Nova Scotia
B4V 5E4

Once payment has been recieved a copy of the play will be sent to you by e-mail. If you wish a hard copy sent, there will be an additional cost for shipping.